nightmareeps:

a new study from yale university has shown that no matter how many times you say “okay” your parents will not shut the hell up

(Source: neptunain)

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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"I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did."
(1/365) by (KJ)  (via einhorny)

(Source: kjpoems)

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kairosclerosis-liberosis:

sexo y hacer el amor no es lo mismo.

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

image

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum)

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fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game
likeafieldmouse:

Viktor Kopp - Grey Painting with Window (2012)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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saeureregen:

'It doesn’t always  need a knive to kill  someone. It just  takes a simply goodbye.’