theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

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ruinedchildhood:

Meanwhile at Coachella

girljanitor:

lilbijou:

dynastylnoire:

allerasphinx:

i just now learned that apparently a native american actress auditioned for tigerlily and was told that they weren’t looking for a native american actor for the role.

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wow

I will shit….yes

Shit on everyone

Context: Native representation in film hovers steady at 0%

0%

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"I’m sure the best actor for the part got the role"

ZERO. FUCKING. PERCENT.

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gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!

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thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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well damn

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herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever